What I love about Cory?
getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
Okay, so I just had this random, out of the blue thought pop in my head.
Why the hell does Blaine have to be with Karofsky? I mean, seriously? David Karofsky is the ONLY other gay man in Lima, Ohio? Where the hell is Jeremiah? Does he work for Gap national headquarters now? Kurt, Blaine, and Rachel with all of their talent couldn’t get out and stay out of Lima, but Gap guy is gone?
I just can’t with this nonsense…
Okay, I know we’ve done this before and it dropped our ratings, but lets have a couple break up for reasons already explored. Also, let’s add more characters, even though we already have more than enough to handle our shortened season with, and let’s make character’s suddenly give up on their dreams so they go back to the one place they hate the most.
Ryan Murphy, probably (via sonofamary)
I’m sorry but this just really applies to my life right now.
children screaming in public? haha
But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?
Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive (via psych-facts)